What’s your philosophy in life? The short answer: Live and let live. The long answer: I don't really consider myself to have strict morals or rules for life, I'm a pretty carefree guy and I like it that way. I believe in "live and let live" and that words/thought do not define actions. Of course there is no real way of dealing with the evil of the world, but if you ask me, I believe in an eye for an eye. Nothing more, nothing less.
What’s the one thing you would like to change about yourself? To be honest, in terms of me as a person, nothing. I don't really feel self conscious about much, and the things I am are within my own hands to change (physical appearance, for example) but the things I cannot change such as chronic illness, I think I would. I'm not scared of death, but it's a huge burden on me to deal with dozens of these issues that most people don't. I won't go into detail about those things, but they make it hard if not impossible for me to really.. exist comfortably. Every second of being awake I feel physical pain.
Are you religious or spiritual? Depends who you ask. I don't believe in any god nor do I follow any beliefs, but I am a Laveyan Satanist which is technically classified as a religion even though we don't believe in a god or have any traditions. It's more of a philosophy if anything.
Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert? No one is 100% one or the other, but most people consider me and introvert because I need my alone time, even if I can be outgoing and talkative. So let's go with that.
Which parent are you closer to and why? Neither, but, I'm scared of my dad so probably my mom.
What was the best phase in your life? 2016 to be honest. I enjoyed most everything I did without thinking about how stupid I came off as. I was cringy and embarassing but I think it was the most fun I ever had, even if most of that time was complaining over people ... calling me cringy and embarassing haha
What was the worst phase in your life? 2018. We do not talk about it!
Is what youre doing now what you always wanted to do growing up? I never really had any dreams or aspirations growing up so I don't think it is. But in hindsight I think I'm happier to be doing what I'm doing now than anything else I could've done.
What makes you feel accomplished? Finally getting something completed after hours of work but, I guess that's the same for everyone.
What’s your favorite book/movie of all time and why did it speak to you so much? Perfect Blue is my favorite full length movie, and it is a masterpiece on so many levels. I don't think I can go into detail here, but it's such an amazing psychological horror about something that could (and does) really happen. Which was.. insane for the 90's to even predict since the internet was such a new thing at the time. It has such great rewatch value and I find myself noticing little details every new rewatch. Everything in that movie has a reason to be there and the symbolism is just great. Bah, it's such a great movie.
What is a relationship deal breaker for you? Anything that requires me to show emotions that I can't feel. It just feels fake to me and I'd rather not lie for the sake of keeping it together.
Are you more into looks or brains? Neither, both have their own purpose. I'm aromantic so I genuinely don't think I've ever developed a romantic crush on someone. If someone is hot, I find them hot, but that doesn't mean I want to date them. If theyre smart then I might want to be their friend. I guess it depends though.
Would you ever take back someone who cheated? Why not
How do you feel about sharing your password with your partner? No
If you died tomorrow, what would you wish you had done? Gave my kitty more kisses
What kind of parent do you think you will be? Not one
What would you do if your parents didn't like your partner? I wouldn't care. They don't have to like her.
Who is that one person you can talk to about just anything? My homie Beau (shoutout to Beau)
Do you usually stay friends with your exes? This is an all-or-nothing mindset that I don't understand. It depends on how the relationship ended. People who think "you can't be friends with an ex" are stupid as fuck
Have you ever lost someone close to you? My dear cat Samuel. It's been 3 years and I still feel lonely without him.
If you are in a bad mood, do you prefer to be left alone or have someone to cheer you up? It depends on what this bad mood is. 90% of the time I'd rather be left alone though.
What's an ideal weekend for you? Eating everything in my house and playing videogames while I'm home alone and there's a storm outside
Can you pin point the moment in your life where you were the happiest? No
Do you judge a book by its cover? I judge everyone, I'm sure everyone does. But only stupid people let that first impression judge how you treat them or percieve them as a person. I don't doubt that you're a good person even if I thought you were fucking stupid for saying XYZ when we first met.
Are you confrontational? Yes, that doesn't mean I'm an asshole about it though. If you do something wrong I'm going to be honest with you. Don't dare call me your friend if I can't be honest with you.
When was the last time you broke someone's heart? Dunno
Would you relocate for love? I'm aromantic so probably not unless I had a plan. Which I do now...
Did you ever write a journal? I wish
What are you most thankful for? Those little pointy eared creatures that go "meow meow"
Do you believe in second chances? No, absolutely not. I'm a drama queen and i- OF COURSE I DO. WHO ON EARTH BESIDES DISNEY MOVIE ORIGINAL SERIES PROTAGONISTS DON'T?
What’s the one thing that people always misunderstand about you? That I'm full of hatred and malace and I sit behind my screen twiddling my fingers together while muddering "yes yes going according to plan.." as I ruin another persons good day. Chances are I didn't mean to lie to you I just forgot
What is your idea of a perfect vacation? Alone far away from my family. Forced family vacations ruin my YEAR.
What did your past relationship teach you? Not to get in a relationship again (I didn't learn)
Why did you cry the last time you did so? To be 100% honest I think it was because someone called me a mean name online. Yes, I think the last time this has ever happened was over a decade ago. I'm not entirely sure why that happened that day. I think it might've just been the breaking point for the day.. which wasn't even that bad. Dunno..
Is home for you a place or a feeling? Describe that place or describe that feeling. To be honest, a feeling. I don't really consider certain groups or places to "feel like home" I just get really uncomfortable when I'm away from my house for too long. Does that make it a place...?
When have you felt your biggest adrenaline rush? Skip
What is the craziest thing you've ever done and would you do it again? Skip
If you could be anywhere other than where you are right now, where would you be and what would you be looking at? Anime tiddies if we mean anywhere. That shit is an anomoly.
What’s your biggest regret in life? Skip
What do you think about when you’re by yourself? No thoughts
Does your job make you happy? Do not have a job
What did you want to be when you were younger? I answered this and the answer was that there isn't an answer
Why did your last relationship end? Wasn't this already a question?
What’s been your biggest mistake so far in life and what did you learn from it? Don't buy no weed from the gas station
Where is your favorite place in the entire world to go? Out to eat
What are your top five favorite movies? Everyone reading this is going to laugh at me, because I haven't watched any movies in the past 10 years so most are from my childhood. Besides Perfect Blue (the only recent one) probably Surf's Up, Night At The Museum, Goonies, and Alice In Wonderland.
What are some of your favorite songs? Too long of a list to put here, there's really no definitive answer.
What qualities do you admire about your parents? It's amazing how good my dad is at misunderstanding things. I've never met someone so skilled at getting angry in .04 seconds.
How would you describe your best friend? Multiple different people
What’s your favorite hobby to do alone? Something that makes me feel really good... Pushing myself over the edge in Splatoon 3 Salmon Run. Highest I've ever gotten was EVP 600 can you believe that?
What’s something you can't go a day without doing? Videogames. At least one
What’s the most spontaneous thing you’ve done lately? What
What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done for love? Nothing
What’s your biggest pet peeve? People who ask questions before looking them up online. Seriously, it takes 5 seconds. It's mostly kids who do this... ONLINE. It takes more effort to clog up group chats and forums asking the damn question than to just look it up.
Do you have any recurring dreams or nightmares? Too often
What accomplishment are you most proud of? My website. (cue sitcom crowd "aww" track)
What is one dream you have yet to accomplish? I sat thinking about this one for a good few minutes but I can't think of anything. When I say I don't have any dreams, I mean it, and I never have. I just go with the flow. Having a dream is setting yourself up for disappointment.
What is your greatest fear? Spider
What are three things you value most about a person? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh skip
Who are five people you are closest with? I'm not going to pick favorites here. My best friends.. who are they? Guess you'll never know, even if you are them.
What is the greatest struggle you’ve overcome? School (i dropped out)
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Iceland
What’s the most exciting thing that’s happened this past year? I got a dog...
Do you believe more in fate or that we are the creators of our own destinies because we are governed by free will? This is a complex question and I have a complex answer but it's none of the two poles really. I don't think I'll explain it here since if I did, it would be too long. If you're curious, ask me. I'm always up for a philosophical discussion.
What’s one thing that bothers you most about the world today? Purity culture. Humans are disgusting, embrace it.
How do you define art? A true reflection of the self
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? This... was already a question.
If you could change one thing about the world what would it be? Abolish the government, and I don't mean this in an edgy quirky way. I genuinely believe government is the sole cause of 90% of the problems nowadays. And we are utterly powerless against them. All we can do is dream of a better world where people aren't treated unfairly for things they can't control, or manipulated throughout their lives from the day they were born to be a pawn piece for the higher ups to live their luxurious life while you're convinced yours isn't worth anything.
Who was your favorite teacher and why? In 8th grade I had the best math teacher, and the best teacher period. She was so patient, and loved each student individually. She took time out of her own day to help each student when they needed help. Now, I've always been bad at math. I have discalculia. I struggled a LOT in school with math, but she was the only teacher that ever showed me kindness and patience, and even if I failed that year she still encouraged me and told me she was proud of me for even trying. She frequently gave us snacks and gifts and hugs. I'll miss her forever.
What sport did you fall in love with? I never liked sports. Ever. It's a long story.
If you could have the option of eradicating pain from your life would you choose to do so? Why or why not? Physical pain, absolutely. Having an old man's back since the age of 14 is not something I wish upon even my worst enemy.
What was your longest relationship? 2 years (ongoing)
What would your best friend say is your best quality? Most of them have said honesty so probably that
If you could be given the date of your death would you want to know it? This opens up a paradox I'd rather not think about. If there was a single day you'd die, and theres nothing you can do to change it, speed it up or slow it down, I think I'd freak out. Not over the thought of death, but just over even knowing this is a thing you could "know" for sure... I don't like it.
If you could have any animal in the world as a pet, what would it be and why? Snow leopard. It's just a little kitty, but big.
If you could tell your former self one thing right now what would it be? Don't sell your Wii and all the games. Don't do it.
What food could you not live without? Sushi
Dogs or Cats? Cats all the way.
What’s closest you've ever come to being arrested? I don't know, if it was close enough to just NOT be arrested how would I know?
What was your best birthday? I haven't celebrated my birthday since I was 8, I can't remember anything before that so I'm not sure.
What’s one thing you wish you knew how to do? Javascript
Where’s one place you’d like to go that you haven’t been? Super Nintendo World
What was the last book you read? And When? BOOK? like, written words? No graphic novels? Comics? Manga? Umm does fanfiction count?
If you were given a chance to explore the oceans, go to outer space or visit different countries, which one you choose and why? Without the risk of death, probably the ocean. I want to see what funky creatures live down there.
What are some of your own personal goals in the next years? Get a job
What would you consider your greatest accomplishment so far? My website
If you could get away with anything that you do? I had a stroke reading this question. Is this asking me "if I could get away with anything, what would I do?" ... It doesn't even matter because I don't know.
Out of the negative emotions of greed, anger, jealousy and hate, which one would you say affects you the most? Um.. None? I don't let these affect me. Even if I'm mad at a game or something I still laugh it off. Uh. Greed ig? like, i hate when people steal my leftovers.
What’s the greatest risk you’ve ever taken? coming out of my moms vagina
Has another’s pain ever given you joy? Be totally honest. If im going to be 100% honest, the answer is I dont know because I have a bad memory. but I feel like this has happened to everyone, so im going to assume it's happened to me too.
If heaven is real and you died tomorrow, would you get in? What are the rules again?
Do you believe in fate? When I'm having a really bad day, maybe
If you had to pick one, what is the most important value you would teach your children? Honesty, Kindness or Courage? Kindness 100%. I don't care if my kid is cowardly lying dumbass, as long as he's kind to others. But that's assuming I'll ever have a kid.
If you had the ability to erase something that you did in the past, what would it be? The entirety of my life before 17
What song makes you unconditionally happy? splatoon ost
Name the one worst quality you cannot tolerate in a partner. dishonesty, especially if its about me. i can understand being afraid of being honest sometimes but if you tell me im "not ugly" but youre lying im going to punch you idc. id RATHER you tell me im ugly if its the truth, i literally wont be offended.
What fictional character do you most relate to? bob-omb from mario because i be blowing
If you got a free cheque for $, right this second, how would you use it? A what now?
What is your biggest irrational fear? spider

What is your middle name? For privacy reasons I'll have to skip this one.
How old are you? 18 as of the time of writing this
What is your birthday? April 9th
What is your zodiac sign? Aries
What is your favorite color? Burgundy
What's your lucky number? and
Do you have any pets? Too many to list.
Where are you from? For privacy reasons I can't specify this either, but I'm from somewhere in the US.
How tall are you? Somewhere between 5'3 and 5'5. I have scoliosis so depending on how my back feels that day I always get a different measurement lol
What shoe size are you? I genuinely forgot, I normally don't pay attention whenever I buy shoes, which isn't often. I think the last time I bought a pair was years ago.
How many pairs of shoes do you own? Like I think. Sneakers, crocs, winter boots, normal boots, and sandals.
What was your last dream about? I dream vividly nearly every night and its hard for me to differentiate between actual dreams and distant memories, so I don't think I could tell you.
What talents do you have? Talent is subjective. My hobbies? They're listed around my site.
Are you psychic in any way? I don't believe in that sort of thing, but my grandpa is known in my family to be and everyone thinks I am too, for some reason.
Favorite song? Changes every week or so.
Favorite movie? I don't watch many movies, I don't think I've watched any that have even came out in the past years. Most of my favorite movies are just because I liked them as a kid. I think one of my all time favorites was Night At The Museum.
Who would be your ideal partner? None.
Do you want children? No, I hate kids, and I don't think I'd make a good parent. I can't even take care of myself.
Do you want a church wedding? I don't want to get married nor do I believe in marriage. So no. If I were ever to get married it would most likely be for shits and giggles somewhere completely outlandish
Are you religious? I've answered this one already
Have you ever been to the hospital? I have cancer, so I have to go every few weeks which sucks.
Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Skip
Have you ever met any celebrities? At what point is someone concidered a celebrity and not just having a large following? I mean, I've bumped fists with Machine Girl if that counts.
Baths or showers? Showers. Baths just make me sad because I'm too big to fully submerge myself in bubbles anymore and swim back and forth like it's a pool.
What color socks are you wearing? I normally wear mismatched socks since I'm too lazy to organize them and find them. Right now I'm wearing socks from the same pack but they're different colors. One grey, one red.
Have you ever been famous? What? Skip
Would you like to be a big celebrity? No
What type of music do you like? If you don't care much about music: metal and electronic. If you want specifics: Heavy metal, progressive metal, nu-metal, digital hardcore, drum and bass, breakcore, gabber, hardstyle, raggacore, trance, chiptune and VGM
Have you ever been skinny dipping? Weird question, but I have. When I was like cause it was funny
How many pillows do you sleep with? None, I have stuffed animals.
What position do you usually sleep in? Whatever they call it where you have one leg straight out under you and the other bent to ur side
How big is your house? rooms
What do you typically have for breakfast? I don't really like breakfast foods
Have you ever fired a gun? Yes
Have you ever tried archery? As a kid I got into it because of Zelda but got bored after a few months.
Favorite clean word? The
Favorite swear word? Retard. It's goofy.
What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? days, couldn't tell you the hours tho.
Do you have any scars? Too many.
Have you ever had a secret admirer? If I knew it wouldn't be so secret would it?
Are you a good liar? No. Just kidding. Maybe.
Are you a good judge of character? What?
Can you do any other accents other than your own? I love making fun of the British
Do you have a strong accent? There is no such thing as not having an accent, so what defines a strong one? This question sucks
What is your favorite accent? Uhh... Russian I guess
What is your personality type? If we're talking MBTI, ISTP.
What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Anything I have for cosplay, shit.
Can you curl your tongue? Yes
Are you an innie or an outie? Innie...
Left or right handed? Normal (right)
Are you scared of spiders? Unfortunately
Favorite food? Sushi. Spicy tuna with wasabi is the best.
Favorite foreign food? I don't really know what would be considered foreign since I grew up with a billion different cultures. Skip I guess..
Are you a clean or messy person? I try to be clean, but I fail at it. So messy.
Most used phrase? Bruh
Most used word? Bruh
How long does it take for you to get ready? minut
Do you have much of an ego? What is there to have an ego about?
Do you suck or bite lollipops? Usually bite
Do you talk to yourself? Yes
Do you sing to yourself? In my head maybe
Are you a good singer? Lol nope
Biggest Fear? Having strangers gossip about me
Are you a gossip? How funny. No.
Best dramatic movie you've seen? What
Do you like long or short hair? Short
Can you name all states of America? I can name them, but I can't tell you where they are.
Favorite school subject? I liked History since it required the least effort. You just wrote whatever the book said. Which most of the time wasn't even true, so it didn't require much actual knowledge on your part.
Extrovert or Introvert? Introvert
Have you ever been scuba diving? No, I'd be too scared
What makes you nervous? Small talk
Are you scared of the dark? No I love it
Do you correct people when they make mistakes? What does this mean?
Are you ticklish? Not really
Have you ever started a rumor? I don't think I ever have
Have you ever been in a position of authority? Is this questionnaire made for year olds?
Have you ever drank underage? No
Have you ever done drugs? Yes
Who was your first real crush? To be honest, Bowser from Mario
How many piercings do you have? I used to have a few but my body rejected them so now
Can you roll your Rs? I don't know what this means
How fast can you type? ~ wpm
How fast can you run? I can't
What color is your hair? Dark brown
What color is your eyes? Dark brown
What are you allergic to? Dogs, bananas, red potatoes, almonds... very specific things my body does not like for some reason.
Do you keep a journal? I wish
What do your parents do? What?
Do you like your age? What does this even mean? It would be weird if I didn't.
What makes you angry? Not anything of note. Probably dying around times in New Super Mario Bros but that's about it
Do you like your own name? Skip
Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? I thought this was for year olds not year old women
Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Noooooooo
What are your strengths? Skip
What are your weaknesses? Skip
How did you get your name? I don't know
Were your ancestors royalty? No I'm not white
Do you have any scars? This was already a question
Color of your bedspread? White
Color of your room? Light blue. It was like that when I moved in but I haven't painted it cause it would take whole weeks to remove everything from my room.